Mardi 29 décembre 2009 à 14h43

Top 10 : Citations 2009

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Sacha Baron Cohen en Brüno

Chaque année a son lot de répliques savoureuses, drôles ou émouvantes, qui font de certains films des expériences encore plus mémorables. Peut-être que certaines d'entre-elles traverseront les années pour devenir célèbres. En 2009, il y en a eu pour tous les goûts. En voici quelques-unes.

10. « The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties. »

- Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg) dans Zombieland.

9. « You and me, we've been at war since before either of us even existed. You tried killing my mother, Sarah Connor. You killed my father, Kyle Reese. You will not kill me. »

- John Connor (Christian Bale) dans Terminator Salvation.

8. « La police, là, elle aurait pas été kidnappée si on m'avait donné toutes les chars que j'ai demandés. Quand c'est le temps d'envoyer des effectifs en bicycles à pédales su'l bord du canal Lachine par 'xemple, hein! Faire de la police communautaire de ticket de caca de chiens su'l gazon, là y'en a du cash là! Là ah là, y'en a d'l'argent là, ah là c'est l'fun là, là y'a des hommes, des femmes en beaux costumes de police. Toutes des ti-couples habillés pareils su' leu' ti bicycles à pédales avec leu' gros casses de mongoles! »

- Jacques Laroche (Michel Côté) dans De père en flic.

7. « Your father was captain of a starship for twelve minutes. He saved 800 lives, including your mothers and yours. I dare you to do better. »

- Christopher Pike (Bruce Greenwood) dans Star Trek.

6. « I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. »

- Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) dans Taken.

5. « After we rescue Sid, I'm going to kill him. »

- Manny le mammouth (Ray Romano) dans Ice Age 3 : Dawn of the Dinosaurs.

4. « I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies. It's exhausting. »

- Mary (Drew Barrymore) dans He's Just Not That Into You.

3. « You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the Nazi killin' business. And cousin, business is a-boomin'. »

- Lt. Aldo Raine (Brad Pitt) dans Inglourious Basterds.

2. « Is your act just designed to make sure no girl will ever sleep with you again? All you fuckin' talk about is jacking off and farting. You think a girl's gonna come up to afterward and be like 'Oh, would you just jack off for me and then fart in my face?' That's fuckin' insane. Do you want to get laid, ever? »

- George Simmons (Adam Sandler) dans Funny People.

1. « I am going to be the biggest Austrian celebrity since Hitler. »

- Brüno (Sacha Baron Cohen) dans Brüno.

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